bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

(Source: punkasfrick, via stay-ocean-minded)

(via oh-my-grod)

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via merlinsbread)

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via hotboyproblems)

datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

(via ch-l-c)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via gauges)

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

(Source: kingandqueen, via stay-ocean-minded)

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

gordonramsaypoetry:

oh
my
god
where’s the risotto?
useless.

(via paging-doctorfaggot)