sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
omfg why are you doing this to me
who gave u the right
no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.